Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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