is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
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he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
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i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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