You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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