Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
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This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
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I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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