Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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