i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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