Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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