I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
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If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
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He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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