Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
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