I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
be right there i have to get my cape
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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