My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Are we in a gay sports bar?
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
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It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
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I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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