i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
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Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
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so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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