you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
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just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
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We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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