maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
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Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
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I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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