Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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