I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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