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I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
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I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
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I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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