Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Sorry about my life...
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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