Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
i can't believe i had my finger in that
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
we're so committed to being not committed
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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