I forgot how hot balto sounded
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
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