I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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