So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
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I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
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So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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