Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
Randomize
