Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
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There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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