I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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