Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
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As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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