So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
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I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
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Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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