I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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