Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
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Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
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There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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