Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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