I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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