Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
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If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
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First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
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