woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
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I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
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We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
We have so much sex to catch up on
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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