every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
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I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
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Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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