Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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