are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
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