I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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