High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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