you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
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I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
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That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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