I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
So many bounce houses so little time
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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