He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
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Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
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You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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