Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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