Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
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his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
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Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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