i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
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he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
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He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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