belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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