dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
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Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
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I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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