its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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