just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
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She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
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Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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