Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Having a random hookup so left but love u
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
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This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
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Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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