Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
It all started with a game of naked twister.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Randomize
