We named our party play list daddy issues
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
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I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
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If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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