Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
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The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
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Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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