The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
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had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
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No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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