You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I'm having to shit out rocks
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