I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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